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Sep 9 2026 Nindai Realistic Predictions

A 5x5 bingo card titled "Sep 9 2026 Nindai Realist Bingo", has a free space and 24 entries: Princess Crown remake, Senjou no Valkyria 5 (uses LLMs), Tenerezza 2, Tokimeki Memorial Tim Rogers Edition, Genshin Switch 2 port (uses LLMs), Kusuriya console game, New Kinoblade Genesis trailer reveals antagonist who looks like a caucasian Elma, Valkyrie Profile remake by Gemdrops, Oneechanbara Origin 2, 対魔忍console game, Nintendo publishes clear cosplay guidelines for Fire Emblem Switch 2 asking people to not do blackface, Eternal Arcadia Remaster + Eternal Arcadia 2 (both use LLMs), Segagaga 2 (uses LLMs), Gurumin 2 (uses LLMs), Hundred Swords 2, New Slayers game, Proseka Switch 2 port (uses LLMs), Aoi Sora no Neosphere Legacy trailer, Dolls Nest Switch 2 port & PvP trailer + Project Vermilion trailer, Racing Lagoon 2, Brand new Nintendo game, Heaven Burns Red Switch 2 port, Napple Tale 2, Khalid is actually black in Romanchad SaGa Africa 3 Remake. The free space is: Sakura Taisen 3 remake, Sakura Taisen 1-5 remasters, Shin Sakura Taisen full voiced port, Sakura Kakumei console port and Shin Sakura Taisen 2 (all use LLMs)3 remake, Sakura Taisen 1-5 remasters,Shin Sakura Taisen full voiced port, Sakura Kakumei console port and Shin Sakura Taisen 2 (all use LLMs)

Everything there has a fairly big chance of happening, with some announcements much more likely than others. Make sure to keep this bingo a secret from Valnet, Dexerto and all the trash companies exploiting writers and profiting from the enshittification of the internet. This way they won't be able to pre-write any of these and get completely blindsided.

Anyway I really need to finish my summary of the Super Robot Wars 35th anniversary stream for the ko-fi subs, it's been nearly a month already. Then maybe try to translate some of the Famitsu interviews.